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bullshit button April 26, 2007

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Although this bullshit button is quite similar to Staple’s Easy Button, and both are actually available for purchase, the bullshit button actually does something useful. See, whenever your buddies make some outlandish claim, just slam on this button and it’ll pop out one of five “clever” sayings. • “(Beep) That was bullshit”
• “(Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions”
• “Bullshit level defcon 5”
• “Oh, come on now, that ain’t even bullshit, that’s horseshit”

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Steven Colbert Explains the Cingular, AT&T Deal January 17, 2007

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Still confused about what the hell is going on with the Cingular and AT&T deal? Here, allow Steven Colbert to explain it a little bit better. He is getting pretty good at regurgitating the flaccid tech news. time.jpg

Michael Richards & the N word November 21, 2006

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Click on link below to see what he did.

The Use of the N word in a comedy club

Opinion of sex and love November 6, 2006

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“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
–Tom Clancy


“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
–Steve Martin


“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
–Woody Allen


“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
–Rodney Dangerfield

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No Cellphone Replacement October 30, 2006

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Our even more jaded friends at the Consumerist received an interesting tip regarding big cellphone insurance provider Asurion’s exclusion of coverage. This is direct from the policy:

L. Any Loss or damage caused by or through or in consequence, directly or indirectly, of Nuclear Hazard, meaning any weapon employing atomic fission or fusion; or nuclear reaction or radiation or radioactive contamination from any other cause; but we will pay for direct physical Loss caused by resulting fire, if the fire would be covered under this Certificate.

Great. So while my ghost is growing a third eye, it will need to write the insurance company arguing that my phone was burned in a fire after the nuclear explosion hit.

Fabio is a geek October 26, 2006

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Click on the picture for proof!

Funny Pepsi add October 25, 2006

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Funny Toyota add October 25, 2006

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The Human Touch

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So easy a caveman can do it. October 16, 2006

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geico-caveman.jpgThe Government Employees Insurance Company, usually known by the acronymGEICO, is an American auto insurance company. GEICO is a wholly owned subsidiary ofBerkshire Hathaway and, as of 2006, provided coverage for more than 10 million motor cars,trucks and other motor vehicles owned by more than 7 million policy holders. GEICO writes private passenger automobile insurance in the District of Columbia and in all U.S. statesexcept Massachusetts.

Exploding Batteries: What’s the Real Risk? September 29, 2006

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Lately I’ve been hearing from countless people with Dell laptops who are concerned that their notebooks could blow up at a moment’s notice. People are trying to call the Dell recall phone number, and it’s completely jammed. Panic is rampant. People seem to think they’re sitting on a time bomb, and they want it off their desk immediately.

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