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The Urban Etiquette Handbook July 5, 2006

Posted by farshadf in NYC, Uncategorized.
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New rules for getting along in an endlessly wired, ruthlessly crowded, sexually libertarian city.

Rules of the road: (1) No raking women with your eyes; glance quickly and respectfully. (2) Offer to share a taxi rather than fight over it. (3) Babies in strollers get right-of-way—until they abuse it. (4) Still no ogling girls—c’mon! (5) And skateboarding, are you kidding me? (6) Not everybody loves your dog as much as you do. (7) No bicycling on the sidewalk unless under the age of 6. (8) Pedestrians can die of secondhand smoke, too.

(Photo: Photomontage by Peter Rad)

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